This Week in Bizarro World, Part One

Bill Clinton “opened a door of demonic into our nation” by getting a blow job from Monica Lewinsky. The Loony Jacobs (Mike and Cindy) of televangelist-faith healer fame, literally said that kids starting having oral sex parties because the President told them it was okay…and there’s demons involved, or something… You can’t make this up…


“One Million Moms” and other sexually-repressed groups got bent out of shape because Ellen Degeneres is now the spokeswoman for JC Penney. What specific offense did Ellen commit? The very fact that she’s a lesbian drives them crazy. Her very existence sends them on hateful mailing campaigns. By the way, did you know that JC Penney is leading our culture in “defining deviancy?” Neither did I…

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