Bullseye: Adventures of a Target Team Member Pt. 3

Here is the latest installment of my series on being a Target Team Member. Have as much fun reading this as I had finding these situations…

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This culturally fascinating show is usually on in the break room. On this episode…..

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Those of us who have iPhones at Target cannot last two minutes without them…especially when you’re playing “Spongebob Squarepants Diner Dash.”

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I found this package of cookies on top of the freezer displays. I’m not sure how the guest came to the conclusion that this is where cookies go. At least it wasn’t IN the freezer.

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I can’t help myself; Who wants some chocolate condoms?! 😉

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It’s usually great when people give away their coupons. However, when those coupons are expired and left on a shelf rather than in a trashcan, it isn’t that great.

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The guest could not have at least put this gallon of milk in the wrong spot in the dairy cooler. No, he or she thought it would be alright to leave it on a shelf at room temperature. How kind of them…

 

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Bullseye: Adventures of a Target Team Member Pt. 2

Here it is, ladies and gentlement, part two of my groundbreaking series on the fabulous and lavish life of a Target Team Member. Enjoy 😉

 

 

 

This is another one of the people I have become great friends with at Target – Christine. When you hear “spunk” or “funny” or “flamboyant,” think of this woman. Here, she is seen oozing glamour 🙂

I’m not really sure what this poor guest is going for with the whacked-out hair. I saw her talking to one of the Mobile Solutions (cell phone contracts for various brands) representatives and couldn’t help myself. I’m guessing a bag of Cheetos was the inspiration for this….”hairstyle.”

Not only did I find this carton of milk crammed into a smaller slot, I found it on the shelf above its home location. But, I totally understand; Sometimes, that one outstretch of the arm to a foot lower is too much work.

 

When I saw this Academy Award-winning blockbuster (for $5 on Blu-Ray) on the shelf, I just had to take a picture. I’m a huge sci-fi fan but I think this movie looks so bad, even the producers of Plan Nine From Outer Space would think it’s a bomb.